SO MANY DICKS SO LITTLE TIME

For the gays who know hydration is important… in every sense.

Bold. Suggestive. Efficient with scheduling.

The SO MANY DICKS. SO LITTLE TIME is for the social butterflies, serial flirts, and emotionally available disasters trying to balance lust, logistics, and lower back pain.

Soft, lightweight, and built for long weekends, short attention spans, and chaotic group chats. Whether you’re heading to Pride, brunch, or someone’s apartment “just for one drink,” this tee arrives prepared.

• Unisex fit

• Soft premium cotton feel

• Minimal statement design

• Designed for comfort, confidence, and questionable decisions

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable, soft feel

- Retail/crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for a neat, classic look

- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and a structured fit

- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified materials

- Multiple printing methods used (DTF or DTG depending on provider) for crisp, vibrant text

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean