TOO GAY TO FUCNTION

For the days when productivity simply isn’t an option.

The TOO GAY TO FUNCTION  is a public service announcement for coworkers, gym crushes, exes, and anyone expecting you to act normal.

Minimal design. Maximum honesty.

Made from soft premium cotton with a comfortable unisex fit — because functioning may be optional, but comfort isn’t.

• Unisex fit

• Soft premium cotton feel

• Highly relatable

• Side effects may include brunch, flirting, and spontaneous distraction

Proceed accordingly.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable, soft feel

- Retail/crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for a neat, classic look

- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and a structured fit

- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified materials

- Multiple printing methods used (DTF or DTG depending on provider) for crisp, vibrant text

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean